Friday, January 09, 2009

Wink at the camera, Andre!


I once had a friend whose dog liked to watch TV. It got into a fight and lost one eyball. I said that the good news was that the dog only watched half as much TV anymore. Now this guy has saved the taxpayers some money because now we can take the TV out of his cell.

8 comments:

The Donald said...

Yikes! Gosh, when we were kids, it was great fun to go through a 'haunted house' in someone's garage at Halloween, and put your hand in a bowl of 'eyeballs' (peeled grapes) or 'veins' (spaghetti).

Glad this dude didn't live on my street.

Anonymous said...

Eye don't get it. Eye really don't. Eye just can't see why he would do that. Eye mean he only had one good eye anyway. Maybe he just wanted to know what the inside of his stomach looked like?

John said...

WOW!!!

The Donald said...

I understand he's a big Clapton fan, especially the 'Blind Faith' years.

He's trying out new material for Stevie Wonder.

For years his family wanted to get help for him, but they just didn't have the heart[s].

This guy's no Columbo...(or even Sammy Davis, Jr.)

Anonymous said...

According to his junior-high school teacher, Iris, Andre was no star pupil.

Anonymous said...

Quoting the Marshall Tucker Band: "Can't You See?"

The Donald said...

Hey Todd, this should leave more books available for you to read...

Anonymous said...

Andre should get tattoos on his eyelids, like Jack Sparrow...