Saturday, January 03, 2009

What's a hamas?


Why do I get the feeling Obama doen't have a clue about what's going on in the Middle East?

9 comments:

The Donald said...

Oh, I don't know. Could it be A) That two years in the Senate isn't much preparation for global politics, and B) He's being advised by Joe Biden?

The Donald said...

"Joe, I want to be clear on this. Isn't that one of those things you string between two palm trees to take a nap in on Saturday afternoons?"

The Donald said...

"Do you think we can make it to Bolivia like Butch and Sundance?"


(With apologies to Messrs. Parker & Longabaugh)

The Donald said...

"This is going to be a fiasco. Instead of the Presidency, maybe we should take a look at that remake script for 'Stir Crazy'."


(With apologies to Messrs. Wilder and Pryor)

The Donald said...

"OK, you may have won the election, but can you guess what I have in my left hand?"

todd said...

I bet he has a face drawn on the inside of that hand and Barry is just fascinated.

The Donald said...

"SeƱor Pepe, we're really in a bit of a pickle here. We need an economic czar ASAP, to oversee the economy and deal with, no offense, government handouts. Will you be the guy?"

"S'awriiiiight!"

Anonymous said...

"Joe, ask him what we should do in Afghanistan..."

Anonymous said...

"Sir, your Chief of Staff just told me we have to do a musical number for the Press Club dinner. Do you know the words to 'Ebony and Ivory'?"