Sunday, January 11, 2009

My wife doesn't understand me.

Seven years I've invested and it has come to this. She doesn't understand. She doesn't have a clue about how I feel and how it hurts that she won't even try. I have tried to explain myself but she makes me feel bad when I try. She makes me feel that my wants and needs are not real and that I'm wrong for thinking I have them. She says I'm wrong, weird and even unpatriotic. Can you believe it?

Well, I can't help it. My needs are real and if I want to do certain things, does that make me less of a human than she is? Does that make me unpatriotic? Does that make me wrong? I mean just because I enjoy Mexican Inn tortillas so much that I want to roll myself up in buttered cornmeal, does that make me wrong? If I happen to have enjoyed the delicate goodness of Bosses Meatlovers pizza so much that I want a ham hat and a bacon vest, does that mean I don't love my country? Ok, maybe homemade brownie underwear would be problematic but if that makes me wrong...I don't want to be right!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Intelligent woman she is.

- Yoda

The Donald said...

It's because you're an, um, uh, complex, yeah that's the ticket, a complex dude.

The Donald said...

I'm not, how you say, obsessive about it, but would generally agree with your assessment of Bosses' pizza. They have a second location here in my town, and I've found they have a terrific product.

I am curious, though. Is it infidelity to wear Eau de BK with the ham and bacon vest?

Anonymous said...

lol...An interesting thing is whether she doesn't understand you or you fail to understand what women want. It is men who would always suffer:)

Anonymous said...

well you should consider that you feel bad for a reason when you try to explain yourself to her

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