Because figuring out what to wear to church shouldn't have to be so difficult...
I hope the preacher stands behind a podium.
Where do you pin the "visitor" ribbon?
Do you have to wear a tie to their traditional service?
In a real Baptist church you have to have pockets. Where else can you keep your wallet?
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Oh, my!
Um, I don't know if the Methodists have anything like that.
I think you're right, just to be on the safe side, it might be best to preach from behind the podium - especially if he's gonna talk about the 7th Commandment...
The link reminds me of another story about a man who comes home to find his wife in $500 see-through lingerie and remarks "Gee, for $500 you'd think they'd have ironed it." The story usually ends with the line about his upcoming funeral services.
Where do they keep their tithes?
Dew
Dew - stay away from that church...
Well. Isn't THAT special?
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