Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Habit or convenience?

I'm thinking about taking up smoking. Some people at work smoke and it seems like every few minutes they're standing outside taking a break while I'm inside (pretty much) working. How do they get away with that? I heard somewhere that you lose ten minutes of life for every cigarette you smoke but these people are getting out of work for ten minutes every time so I figure they are breaking even. So, I'm gonna start. Maybe cigars. Or even a pipe! A pipe would be cool! I know! I'll start cigarettes, cigars and a pipe. And dipping snuff. I can stand outside in the heat, cold and wind a long time if I do that and get time off for being sick and cancerous and stuff. Yea, that's it! Now, I wonder what I can do if I smoke crack...

3 comments:

The Donald said...

If it were me, I'd go with a pipe.

Pipe smoking is meant to be a relaxing, contemplative endeavour.

Maybe you can get your employer to allow a weatherproof La-Z-Boy chair under the tree by the corner of the building. As if...

BTW, you don't smoke crack? Dang, there goes my unifying theory for several of your blog posts...

todd said...

I smoked a cahoots once, though...

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