Friday, September 18, 2009

Those crazy Baptists...

Because figuring out what to wear to church shouldn't have to be so difficult...

I hope the preacher stands behind a podium.

Where do you pin the "visitor" ribbon?

Do you have to wear a tie to their traditional service?

In a real Baptist church you have to have pockets. Where else can you keep your wallet?

5 comments:

The Donald said...

Oh, my!

Um, I don't know if the Methodists have anything like that.

I think you're right, just to be on the safe side, it might be best to preach from behind the podium - especially if he's gonna talk about the 7th Commandment...

The Donald said...

The link reminds me of another story about a man who comes home to find his wife in $500 see-through lingerie and remarks "Gee, for $500 you'd think they'd have ironed it." The story usually ends with the line about his upcoming funeral services.

Anonymous said...

Where do they keep their tithes?
Dew

Anonymous said...

Dew - stay away from that church...

Church Lady said...

Well. Isn't THAT special?