Monday, April 13, 2009

I'm either gay or old.

I figure I either went gay or got old because I was wearing a pair of jeans yesterday called "Indigo Palms". Double belt loops and orange piping on the back pockets. Hey, they're comfortable so shut up! My mom got them at a garage sale for like fifty cents. But they might as well be called "Homo Palms". Oh, that's gross! Oh, well, they'll probably look good with my old fishing hat and dress shoes. Or pumps...no, not pumps. That's going too far.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gonna finally retire those "Rosie Palms" dungarees from high school?

Anonymous said...

Some other bloggers post polls on their blogs - you could ask your readers to vote...

Don Dodson said...

Or both?

Anonymous said...

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

Anonymous said...

It's two weeks since this post - figured it out yet?