Tuesday, March 03, 2009

That's funny right there!


Now be nice! This picture cracked me up when I saw it but you need to be nice with your captions. Be original. Leave Bill's name out of it and keep it clean. I promise not to leave it at the top for very long so we don't have to look at it any longer than it takes to make fun of her.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aww, Todd, why'd ya have to go and put all those restrictions on what we can say (write). Dang it!

Anonymous said...

OK, here goes.

"What with Joe Biden being VP, and Nancy Pelosi as House Speaker, I'm this close to being President!"

Anonymous said...

"Mrs. Clinton, Mrs. Clinton! How much eye of newt did you say to use?"

Anonymous said...

"Mrs. Clinton, if we can simplify the health care system in America, how thick should the brochures be?"

todd said...

Nicely done for one hour! Winner gets a prize of my choosing.

Anonymous said...

"So, Mrs. Clinton, as a Democrat, how much integrity and ethics would you say you bring to your job as Secretary of State?"

Anonymous said...

"Mrs. Clinton, What are the chances of Baptists getting to heaven?"


Dew

Don Dodson said...

Honey, here's your little blue pill.

Don Dodson said...

Then I told him he could be co-president this time, and it grew to THIS LONG!

Don Dodson said...

That ashtray missed his head by THIS MUCH.

Don Dodson said...

After that, only this much of the cigar was smokeable.

Don Dodson said...

That's why I call him my lovable little Napoleon.

Don Dodson said...

You came THIS CLOSE to mentioning his name, but Todd say not to, so you didn't.

Don Dodson said...

I came THIS CLOSE to ruining America's medical system.

Shay said...

Hey Hillary, How much do you like Blog? I thought you said Dog! ?

Anonymous said...

"Really, Mrs. Clinton, what are the chances that you're going to finally be the one to bring peace to the Middle East?"

todd said...

OK, Don, as your prize I will somehow work you into the next Storytime in parts! Congratulations!

Anonymous said...

Which one?

todd said...

The only Don that identified himself.

Anonymous said...

Bummer...

Don Dodson said...

Which was the winning caption?

Don Dodson said...

They added THIS MUCH botox and a lot more silicone.

Anonymous said...

"Mrs. Clinton, if you added up all of the intelligence and common sense in the Democratic Party, how much would you have?"

Anonymous said...

"Mrs. Clinton, it's been reported on these pages that Todd the Blogger is Chelsea's biological father.

Back in the day, how much Beech Nut could he place between his cheek and gum?"

Don Dodson said...

Storytime part IX

Don was cut up into pieces THIS BIG and hidden between the floor boards of Eli's grocery store.

Don Dodson said...

Put two fingers in the air like you don't care.

Don Dodson said...

I'm so itty-bitty little
In a world filled with great big stuff.
I'm stuck right here in the middle
And I'm tryin' so hard to grow up!

Anonymous said...

Wow! This is setting some kind of record for most comments on BITYSD!