Saturday, December 20, 2008

The Ukranian army stayed agile, mobile and hostile even after budget cuts


6 comments:

The Donald said...

While the Ukrainians were unable to afford LRAD sonic weaponry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_weaponry), they did order a gross of Taiwanese-made, thumb activated bells to attach to the handlebars and pester the dickens out of the enemy.

The Donald said...

At first Nikolai thought he might use playing cards and some clothespins to get a psych advantage over enemies, but realized that it would make his vehicle less stealthy.

The Donald said...

What Sergei didn't know was that, in the event a quick getaway was needed, Nicolai had attached a ring and cable to the hitch pin.

What Nicolai failed to factor in, of course, was that Sergei was the one with the machine gun...

Anonymous said...

They are better funded than the state!

Dew

The Donald said...

...and after too many extended sorties on the seat of his three-wheeler, Leonid also found he was sterile.

Anonymous said...

Todd, I'm having second thoughts about having Dew join our morning drive time radio show...