Monday, December 29, 2008

She birthed a bowling ball

Now I don't know nothing about birthing no babies but I know that 14 pounds is way too heavy for a newborn. I don't really think it was necessary for two doctors to have to pull it out, though. I mean what kind of scrawny doc has to call for backup just because the baby is huge? We're not talking about setting a bench press record.

"Hey, nurse, can you spot me here?", says Dr. Droopengelding as he puts on his weight belt and stretches out his quads.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The most grateful person in the room was the husband, who thanked the doctors profusely for doing a C-section.

"Otherwise, I'd have been begging them to throw in a half dozen stitches - for me!", he said.

OK, it's an old joke.