Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Land-croc


Knock Knock

10 comments:

The Donald said...

Florida - for the absolute freshest shoes, boots, and handbags!

The Donald said...

37 years after staging his own death in a Paris hotel bathtub, former Doors' frontman Jim "The Lizard King" Morrison arrives home after curfew to find he is not in the good graces of Mrs. Morrison.

The Donald said...

No, really, Lady - I can save you a lot more money on car insurance than that other guy...!

The Donald said...

I remember when rock was young/Me and Susie had so much fun/Holding hands and skimming stones/Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own...

After Suzie went and left him for some foreign guy, he had to admit that, yeah, the times, they are a-changin'.

The Donald said...

Say! Can you check and see if I left a polo shirt in there with an embroidered man on it?

The Donald said...

For the last time - I have no idea why those shoes are called that. I think they're as dumb looking as the next reptile.

The Donald said...

Dundee's the name, mate. Sheila, would you mind throwing a few more shrimp on the barbie?

The Donald said...

"Please! Can you spare just a half bottle of Vaseline Intensive Care - I've got itchy, scaly skin!"

The Donald said...

Sorry, Todd. Didn't mean to 'swamp' your post with comments...

The Donald said...

After leaving corporate management in a cost-cutting RIF, Al thought he'd solved his financial problems by founding a chain of discount hair cutting shops, 'Gator Clips'. Unfortunately for Al, an upstart 'Croc Cutz' moved in and drained the profitability from his marsh.