Oh, great. Now I have a blog! Now I have to take care of it every day! Writing as if everybody in the world will read it when probably nobody in the world will.
Florida - for the absolute freshest shoes, boots, and handbags!
37 years after staging his own death in a Paris hotel bathtub, former Doors' frontman Jim "The Lizard King" Morrison arrives home after curfew to find he is not in the good graces of Mrs. Morrison.
No, really, Lady - I can save you a lot more money on car insurance than that other guy...!
I remember when rock was young/Me and Susie had so much fun/Holding hands and skimming stones/Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own...After Suzie went and left him for some foreign guy, he had to admit that, yeah, the times, they are a-changin'.
Say! Can you check and see if I left a polo shirt in there with an embroidered man on it?
For the last time - I have no idea why those shoes are called that. I think they're as dumb looking as the next reptile.
Dundee's the name, mate. Sheila, would you mind throwing a few more shrimp on the barbie?
"Please! Can you spare just a half bottle of Vaseline Intensive Care - I've got itchy, scaly skin!"
Sorry, Todd. Didn't mean to 'swamp' your post with comments...
After leaving corporate management in a cost-cutting RIF, Al thought he'd solved his financial problems by founding a chain of discount hair cutting shops, 'Gator Clips'. Unfortunately for Al, an upstart 'Croc Cutz' moved in and drained the profitability from his marsh.
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