Thursday, August 06, 2009

Concealed carry

How many times have you thought to yourself, "Now where am I going to conceal this handgun in these tight clothes?" How about next to your belly button? Or just below your nipples. I hate to think about where he kept the ammo! Do you need a concealed carry license if you're not wearing anything? What else was in there that he forgot about? I bet that's where my receipt book is! Hey...where's Dori???


The Donald said...

This, uh, person was actually carrying a concealed .454 Casull with a 10" barrel.

Jailers also recovered three steam trays.

Elvis is still missing, though...

The Donald said...

And does this person have a Hoveround?