Oh, great. Now I have a blog! Now I have to take care of it every day! Writing as if everybody in the world will read it when probably nobody in the world will.
I ain't skeered a no vampire...I don't need no stinkin' Nacho Libre costume...What's the matter with cooking with lard?Sí, you may call me Señor T.I melted down 27 Krugerrands for this...Is there a Lane Bryant store nearby?No, man, the chain is just for looks. The cross is attached with velcro.¡Yo quiero Taco Bueno!And then there was this time that me and Don Quixote...
And unless we receive €2 million in unmarked bills, we will not bring sexy back.Duct tape terrifies me!I don't normally tell anyone this...but, it's a distraction. They look at the cross and nobody notices my small package.
OK, OK, I'm a 46-A!
Not only is this cross stylish, it has a built-in epilady on the back.
Michael Phelps, Schmelps! I don't need one of those special swimsuits - they call me 'Beluga'...If you can't swim with the big fish, stay under the dock.Where's this guy they call 'Charles Atlas'?Anybody up for an impromptu Y-M-C-A?
Those stupid Yanqui Imperialists - they only think they caught the real Saddam...
...and then I got my doctor to give me Botox for the stretch marks...
The real story behind John 11:35.
Father Tom Campezi and his Church of the Prideless Diciples.Dew
As a bonus, his back hair forms an image of the Madonna.Or is it just Madonna?
Is this really what Jesus meant when he said deny yourself(clothes), pick up your cross and follow me? Luke 9:23Dew
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