Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Caption this:


The sooner you add a caption the sooner I'll take it off the top of the page!

11 comments:

The Donald said...

I ain't skeered a no vampire...

I don't need no stinkin' Nacho Libre costume...

What's the matter with cooking with lard?

Sí, you may call me Señor T.

I melted down 27 Krugerrands for this...

Is there a Lane Bryant store nearby?

No, man, the chain is just for looks. The cross is attached with velcro.

¡Yo quiero Taco Bueno!

And then there was this time that me and Don Quixote...

The Donald said...

And unless we receive €2 million in unmarked bills, we will not bring sexy back.

Duct tape terrifies me!

I don't normally tell anyone this...but, it's a distraction. They look at the cross and nobody notices my small package.

The Donald said...

OK, OK, I'm a 46-A!

Don Dodson said...

Not only is this cross stylish, it has a built-in epilady on the back.

The Donald said...

Michael Phelps, Schmelps! I don't need one of those special swimsuits - they call me 'Beluga'...

If you can't swim with the big fish, stay under the dock.

Where's this guy they call 'Charles Atlas'?

Anybody up for an impromptu Y-M-C-A?

The Donald said...

Those stupid Yanqui Imperialists - they only think they caught the real Saddam...

The Donald said...

...and then I got my doctor to give me Botox for the stretch marks...

The Donald said...

The real story behind John 11:35.

Anonymous said...

Father Tom Campezi and his Church of the Prideless Diciples.


Dew

The Donald said...

As a bonus, his back hair forms an image of the Madonna.

Or is it just Madonna?

Anonymous said...

Is this really what Jesus meant when he said deny yourself(clothes), pick up your cross and follow me? Luke 9:23

Dew