Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Good news for zombies!
I didn't know the Vatican had it's own newspaper or observatory but evidently they have that kind of time and money. Just this week the chief observatory guy gave an interview to the newspaper guy saying he was fine with believing in ET's since he basically has no real faith or something to that effect. This corresponds to the announcement made by the head of the Vatican Voodoo department saying Zombies will now be allowed into the priesthood since they are the reanimated corpses of God's creatures.
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Does this mean they're going to make a "Weekend Mass at Bernie's" movie?
I've always heard that most aliens were catholic, but I thought that was because they were illegal!?!
Dew
What about that Rob Zombie duet with Lionel Richie? Is that now in the Catholic hymnal?
So, if zombies are OK in the Catholic church, what then of the 'Werewolves of London'? (I had Chinese food today, but didn't see any werewolves...don't know what went on at Trader Vic's).
Eureka! That would finally explain "Thriller". Michael Jackson's a catholic high priest! I never thought of that before...
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