Vacation Bible School is for kids going into 1st through 6th grade, supposedly. I know we had a 7th grader and a couple of kids were probably in kindergarten but we didn't care. I saw this little boy sitting by himself during a break so I went over to him. He looked like he was 4 or 5.
What's your name?
You from around here?
Got a girlfriend?
I don't really know.
Hmm...what kind of car do you drive?
I don't drive a car. My parents do.
That's probably why you don't have a girlfriend.
He thought about that and slowly nodded like it was all making sense now. About that time a little girl about his age just came up and sat down next to him sipping on a juicebox.
What about Sylvia?
What about her for a girlfriend? She's cute.
The girl and I both waited for his response. He raised an eyebrow.
He moved just a little closer to her and as I walked off he asked her about the flavor of her drink. My work here is done.