Wednesday, July 27, 2011

I blame Angry Birds

So, like, dude, there I was. Minding my own business. Playing a quick game of Angry Birds as I rode along. I had my skunk helmet on and everything so you know I was being careful when all of the sudden this crazy broad in a minivan pulls out right in front of me! I was just about to beat that level with the different kinds of birds at night in the city, you know? Dude, that rocks! Anywho, so like this chick pulls out and I slam into the back of her van. Next thing I know we're pulling into her driveway or something and I'm like, "Dude, hey lady bro! Take me back to my bike, man!" And she's like, screaming and stuff when she finally sees me. I guess she's never seen a skunk helmet before. That's how it happened.

2 comments:

The Donald said...

But it could be the pissed off opossums...

Just sayin'.

The Donald said...

...crazy broad in a minivan

Grasshopper, I sense multiple redundancies in this phrase.

I mean, who else would be driving a mini-van. And are there otherwise sane broads driving mini-vans?