Oh, great. Now I have a blog! Now I have to take care of it every day! Writing as if everybody in the world will read it when probably nobody in the world will.
"I wish Peter had ordered some of this coffee, Colonel. It's really strong!"
- Mick Fleetwood and a guy portraying Harlan Sanders take a break between sets at Universal Studios.
"Say, help me settle a bet with the guy from IHOP. I know your Dad did it on the fifth day, but, for real, which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
"You should try the robe thing - you'd save a ton on dry cleaning!"
"You know, we really complement each other well - my Double Down sandwich helps kill people, and your program gives them eternal life."
"Ninety? Ninety?! You think that's old? Try 2010!"
"Three times? Never. We've got 'em plucked, disassembled, seasoned & floured, quick frozen, and wrapped before they even crow twice."
"OK, I'm new to marketing. How's this for a radio jingle?: Make your good Friday great with our 5 p.m.-to-midnight "Wing and a Prayer" special - Two original recipe wings, potato wedges, and a medium water, specially blessed, for two pieces of silver. For just one more piece of silver, upgrade the water to wine. At participating stores, while quantities last."
"Yeah, it's exactly eleven herbs and spices. I was going to add one more, but the twelfth always seemed to ruin things. I suppose you know the feeling."
"Do you cater? We've got a painter coming over tonight and we're all going to sit on one side of a long table. Maybe you could send over two or three buckets, and throw in some sides? You have the address? OK. No, not that one, the upper one. Thirty minutes is fine."
"Me and Peter Fonda sometimes have some fun by letting him wear the robe and I wear the biker jacket - people can't tell the difference!"
"I've been reviewing our chain's cost structure - we're paying a fortune to Tyson and Pilgrim! I'd be a huge favor if you could help us stretch our ingredients with, say, five rolls and a couple of chickens..."
"I guess we're quite the duo. Me, with the best-selling book for nearly two millenia, and you, with your pullet surprise."[Groan]
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