Oh, great. Now I have a blog! Now I have to take care of it every day! Writing as if everybody in the world will read it when probably nobody in the world will.
Sounds like reason enough to wear a biteproof vest.
Funny you should mention this. I know just the solution.The other night I was surfing the UHF channels before lights out, and came across some program called She's Crafty, sort of a little league Martha Stewart.It featured three thirtysomething or maybe even fortysomething hausfraus making cutesy crafts. One of them was sorta hawt, the other two, so-so.Anyway, they were making, uh, tassels, using some stuff from the hobby store, a glue gun, and some glittery ribbon or somethin'.When they were done, they put them on (over their t-shirts) and a couple of 'em were really goin' to town demonstrating how this might enhance domestic bliss.To keep from overheating, I turned the channel and watched Kirk Cameron's show for a few minutes...
I call that my Saturday night shirt!
Disclaimer: I stole this next from Leno -"At least the assailant wasn't a midget!"
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