Some of you have been wondering about my friend Kirk who fixed my computer. Who is this unknown super-friend with all-knowing computer skills? This is his picture. He usually wears a shirt when I see him but his wife gave me this picture to share. Just out of sight of the camera is a group of sorority girls that are ogling him with delight. He fixes computers in his spare time when he is not curing children's diseases in Botswana or single-handedly designing and building fighter jets at a local plant. Men fear him, women desire him. He also has nun-chuk skills and bow hunting skills. He's an astronaut and he owns this bar. If you see him, thank him for what he has done for all of us.
8 comments:
I guess this puts the old vs. gay thing to rest.
True that!
I sure don't have any pictures of pumped-up, half-dressed men on my blog.
So, when can we expect to read about Teddy?
Gimme 24 hours.
Exactly how easy was it for you to find that picture? I betting its a favorite!
Dew
please make another post or take this picture down, it's starting to freak me out!
Dew
Didn't the Dew copy and paste that pic to his office computer screensaver?
- Fake Richard Simmons
If not, it could be arranged!
That picture is a physical manifestation of the mental prowess of Kirk.
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