Saturday, May 09, 2009

My friend Kirk


Some of you have been wondering about my friend Kirk who fixed my computer. Who is this unknown super-friend with all-knowing computer skills? This is his picture. He usually wears a shirt when I see him but his wife gave me this picture to share. Just out of sight of the camera is a group of sorority girls that are ogling him with delight. He fixes computers in his spare time when he is not curing children's diseases in Botswana or single-handedly designing and building fighter jets at a local plant. Men fear him, women desire him. He also has nun-chuk skills and bow hunting skills. He's an astronaut and he owns this bar. If you see him, thank him for what he has done for all of us.

8 comments:

Don Dodson said...

I guess this puts the old vs. gay thing to rest.

The Donald said...

True that!

I sure don't have any pictures of pumped-up, half-dressed men on my blog.

So, when can we expect to read about Teddy?

todd said...

Gimme 24 hours.

Anonymous said...

Exactly how easy was it for you to find that picture? I betting its a favorite!

Dew

Anonymous said...

please make another post or take this picture down, it's starting to freak me out!

Dew

Anonymous said...

Didn't the Dew copy and paste that pic to his office computer screensaver?

- Fake Richard Simmons

todd said...

If not, it could be arranged!

Don Dodson said...

That picture is a physical manifestation of the mental prowess of Kirk.