Friday, May 20, 2011

Hmm...I don't know.

Maybe I'm just too suspicious but something just doesn't seem right about these two emails I have gotten lately. What do you think?

Good day,

I am (Special Agent) Alessandro Signorino, From The Heathrow International Airport Security Service London, England and i hereby wish to inform you that we have recovered your inheritance payment/consignment (box) from the criminals who were trying to redirect it's delivery to another address totally different from yours. Are you aware of this move?

Because the consignment (box) was retrieved from these criminals during our last routine inspection suspected to be banking instruments worth millions of United States dollar notes in cash as indicated on the consignment papers. Reply immediately if you authorized the delivery change, and then re-confirm your full name, contact address, telephone/cell & fax for proper verifications.

Waiting your urgent response on email: (

Mr. A. Signorino
(London Heathrow Airport Security Service)

and then this one:

Re: Urgent Payment Confirmation:

Attention Beneficiary.

Did you authorize any Mr. Jerry Richard from Ohio U.S.A to claim your $1,500.000.00 million inheritance payment on your behalf?

The debt settlement department is about processing the $1,500.000.00 million inheritance payment via ATM card special mode of payment in favor of Mr. Jerry Richard as your representative, if alternatively you never permitted such request, urgently forward your objection to the office of the debt settlement department and also reconfirm your full names, address, telephone & any form of identification to the officer for verification.

You are to forward the requested information's to the debt settlement officer with his email contact stated below.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Mary Johnson.
Inheritance Payment Coordinator.


The Donald said...

Naw, it's gotta be legit - they send millions and millions of those every day.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, since you posted my info for the www to see I figured I would do you a favor and gave them all you info (your social was the hardest to find btw).


Eddie said...

The Donald is right. You should definitely take advantage of these opportunities. It may be your only chance for riches, because, let's face it, I have never seen a successful televangelist with hair like yours.

Don Dodson said...

Care to advance me a small percentage of your new-found riches?

el chupacabra said...

It sounds legit. No risk no glory. Don't be a wuss homes.