Wednesday, March 02, 2011

I don't believe it.

I don't believe this story at all.  http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2011/03/02/wife-holds-onto-minivan-hood-from-manteca-to-pleasanton/  First, there's no way a mini van can do 100 mph.  Second, what man in his right mind wouldn't slam on the brakes and then floor it again?  I bet she was yapping the whole time she was out there:

Slow down before I break a nail!

Honey, can you drop me off at the mall?

You're gonna have to put gas in this when you're done!  You know that don't ya?

This is ruining my hair!

I hope the neighbors don't see me in these shoes.

This windshield is filthy.  I thought you said you washed this.

You're gonna have to take me somewhere nice to make up for this.

Hang on, I'm getting a text.

So, anyhow I told Becky she didn't have to put up with that kind of...

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...poor guy.

4 comments:

Don Dodson said...

As the owner of a Honda Odyssey I assure you that they can hit 100 mph without breaking a sweat. Don't ask me how I know.

todd said...

With Hua hanging on to the hood???

Don Dodson said...

Who do you think was driving?

Anonymous said...

Slow down, the wind's blowing up my dress. And you're the one who bought me these crotchless panties, you pervert!