Oh, great. Now I have a blog! Now I have to take care of it every day! Writing as if everybody in the world will read it when probably nobody in the world will.
ToTo, it looks like you're about to be the next "Chicken of the Sea"...
Hard to figure why a guy who climbs trees to save possums and has a dog that retrieves jellyfish doesn't have kids. Heck, I'm surprised he has a wife...
Is that even a picture of a real shark...looks like one of Universal's "Jaws" monster.
BTW, the mechanical sharks in Jaws were known as "Bruce", named, I understand, after Spielberg's lawyer.I can understand the metaphor.
...which of course begs the question, or makes one think: Wouldn't it be great to go down to the dock or the wharf and see a pin-striped-suit lawyer hanging from a gaff by his feet (or groin, just like the model of "Bruce" at Universal Studios?"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers". - (Act IV, Scene II of Henry VI, Part 2, by some guy named Bill).Well put, but I would be remiss and somewhat disingenuous if I did not disclose that the line, printed in unabridged form above, was incorporated, in abridged form, in a popular iconic American band's reunion CD in 1994, in the song "Get Over It". As well, though, I would point out to the gentle reader that there were another two paragraphs preceding with no such references. ;-)
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