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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Obama Idol
Ooh! That monkey god will look great on the mantle of the Oval Office!
Read the 5th paragraph!
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Asked if they would be willing to play at a hypothetical Obama inauguration ball in 2009, Beatles tribute band 'Me & My Monkey' were said to have responded: "Obama? He's a real nowhere man".
And, befitting the [I'm sure] very solemn nature of the Hindu or Buddhist or whatever religion to which these nice people belong, let us respectfully observe the commandments that:
THOU shalt NOT -
SLAP,
SPANK,
or
BEAT,
THY Monkey God idol...
Sorry, just couldn't pass it up...Now, about those chicken worshippers...
And what would it cost the American taxpayers to fly that little primate statue around, like the Travelocity gnome, on Air Force One (or Two) just so he could be photo-op'd in front of this or that landmark?
Tune in next week for answers to this and other pressing questions on Reality TV's "American Monkey Idol".
Maybe Obama is just a big fan of the Canadian folk-alt Barenaked Ladies (I myself am a fan of Barenaked Ladies, and I like some of the band's music, as well). (Editor's note: Not all Ladies are constructed so as to be aesthetically pleasing Barenaked - discretion is always advised...)
Partial lyrics to "If I Had a Million Dollars":
If I had a million dollars - If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a green dress - but not a real green dress, that's cruel And if I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you some art - a Picasso or a Garfunkel If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a monkey - haven't you always wanted a monkey? If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love.
Nah ah thank ah have an intelli-gent so-lu-tion for Mr. Obama, should he get e-lected to Pres-i-dent of these heah Uni-ted States.
Ah thank it would be puh-fect-ly ac-ceptable foah him, if it was his wish, to put that little gold statue out on the poah-ch at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue foah people drivin' by to see.
Ah guess you could call say we'd have ouh-selves ouh own White House poah-ch monkey.
10 comments:
Asked if they would be willing to play at a hypothetical Obama inauguration ball in 2009, Beatles tribute band 'Me & My Monkey' were said to have responded: "Obama? He's a real nowhere man".
And, befitting the [I'm sure] very solemn nature of the Hindu or Buddhist or whatever religion to which these nice people belong, let us respectfully observe the commandments that:
THOU shalt NOT -
SLAP,
SPANK,
or
BEAT,
THY Monkey God idol...
Sorry, just couldn't pass it up...Now, about those chicken worshippers...
CURIOUS GEORGE for PRESIDENT!
Clyde would make a better President than Obama.
- Clint
I nominate Bonzo for President! He wasn't that good of an actor, but who say an actors can't be a good, no, excellent, President?
-RWR
I wonder if Hussain were elected (perish the thought!), would he appoint a Cabinet of those fishing macaque monkeys?
And what would it cost the American taxpayers to fly that little primate statue around, like the Travelocity gnome, on Air Force One (or Two) just so he could be photo-op'd in front of this or that landmark?
Tune in next week for answers to this and other pressing questions on Reality TV's "American Monkey Idol".
...and they thought MY "Monkey Business" was a disgrace...
- G. Hart
Maybe Obama is just a big fan of the Canadian folk-alt Barenaked Ladies (I myself am a fan of Barenaked Ladies, and I like some of the band's music, as well). (Editor's note: Not all Ladies are constructed so as to be aesthetically pleasing Barenaked - discretion is always advised...)
Partial lyrics to "If I Had a Million Dollars":
If I had a million dollars - If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a green dress - but not a real green dress, that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you some art - a Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a monkey - haven't you always wanted a monkey?
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love.
Nah ah thank ah have an intelli-gent so-lu-tion for Mr. Obama, should he get e-lected to Pres-i-dent of these heah Uni-ted States.
Ah thank it would be puh-fect-ly ac-ceptable foah him, if it was his wish, to put that little gold statue out on the poah-ch at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue foah people drivin' by to see.
Ah guess you could call say we'd have ouh-selves ouh own White House poah-ch monkey.
- J. Helms (recently dec'd)
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