How to save time and energy while deer hunting

Something I learned last week that will save you time, energy, money, and possibly a friendship.

Step 1) Ask your hunting buddy over to your house.
Step 2) Print out a copy of this picture of the woods.
Step 3) Both of you go stand in front of the open freezer door.
Step 4) Stand there staring intently at the picture for hours and hours.
Step 5) Slam freezer door, throw away picture and thank your buddy for coming over.

If I had done that last week I would have been better off!