I'm gonna run with the bulls one of these days like they did this week and as they have done forever in Pamplona, Spain. And if this happens to me and I live, I am going to make this into my picture on my business cards and a t-shirt and my Facebook picture. Just epic.
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No, you do not want to do that - I've seen that movie.
Sure, having a half-ton Rib-eye-on-the-hoof re-arrange your groin area may look like fun in the brochure, but the addictive nature of the adrenaline rush will lead you to cancel your summer plans in favor of chasing large swarms of hamburger helpers from New Mexico to Colorado, aided and abetted by a guy who looks like a Grateful Dead roadie.
At the end of the trail, Chuck Norris' bartender will send you home with your own little veal cutlet and a box of Pampers XL. You'll live out your days in suburbia, driving a minivan.
Don't risk it.
Donald, are you out of your special medicine?
I do not look like a "Grateful Dead roadie" !!!!!!!
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