Oh, great. Now I have a blog! Now I have to take care of it every day! Writing as if everybody in the world will read it when probably nobody in the world will.
This is obviously one mans personal war against healthy/diet drinks like water and diet coke. His passion for sweet tea and DR Pepper has brought him to the brink of war (and diabetes). Look out Broccoli, you are next!!
Little known beyond his home planet of Tatooine, was the fact that Anakin Skywalker was once seduced by hermaphroditic (also little known - who would think to check?) Jabba the Hut, producing the love child seen here.
What gets me is that he obviously, by his dress and facial hair, does this day after day and month after month and he still doesn't get any better at it.
I feel guilty if I don't refill my water bottles several times and here is a guy who obviously never drinks anything that doesn't have donuts in it and he is wasting the water.
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This is obviously one mans personal war against healthy/diet drinks like water and diet coke. His passion for sweet tea and DR Pepper has brought him to the brink of war (and diabetes). Look out Broccoli, you are next!!
I think I liked him better when he was invisible.
What next? Saturday Night Live presents...Samurai Rabbi?
Oy!
He's not much of a writer, so I guess you could say his sword is mightier than his pen is.
;-)
Little known beyond his home planet of Tatooine, was the fact that Anakin Skywalker was once seduced by hermaphroditic (also little known - who would think to check?) Jabba the Hut, producing the love child seen here.
What gets me is that he obviously, by his dress and facial hair, does this day after day and month after month and he still doesn't get any better at it.
I feel guilty if I don't refill my water bottles several times and here is a guy who obviously never drinks anything that doesn't have donuts in it and he is wasting the water.
I guess his parents are just glad that he comes out of the basement during daylight hours even if it means they have to buy more stuff to drink.
There is somebody in a grocery store thinking " man he is sure drinking a lot of water and diet coke, I hope it works out for him"
He might should start cutting calories instead of bottles...
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