Joke of the Day

I went to visit my uncle at his farm the other day and noticed one of his pigs only had 2 legs. 

"Uncle Bill, why does that pig only have two legs?"

"Well," he said, "a few months ago I was on the tractor mowing the side of the hill and the mower turned over on me and trapped me.  I was stuck there for over an hour but that pig went home and alerted the family and led them back to me which saved my life."

"Ok", I said, "but what's that got to do with him having 2 legs?"

"Why it wasn't but about two weeks ago that your aunt fell asleep while smoking and lit the bed on fire and the whole house would have caught on fire but that pig started squealing so loud that it woke us up and saved us all."

"So did the pig lose his legs in those accidents?", I asked.

"No, no!  It's just that with a pig that good I hate to eat him all at once."

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That's a true story and here's the pictures to prove it.

h/t  Telegraph