Sunday, June 08, 2008
Schlitterbahn
Just got back from the water park in New Braunfels called Schlitterbahn. I realized a couple of things in my time there: First, I obviously don't have near enough tattoos and also, no matter how fat, ugly and freaky you are, there is always somebody fatter, uglier and freakier than you and they are wearing less clothes.
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I'm sorry. I'll wear a bigger thong next time.
I'm sorry. I'll WEAR a thong next time...
DEW
Izitrue that if you go down that really, really tall water slide that gets you to 90 mph, it'll rip you a new Schlitterbahn if you don't tighten your cheeks?
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