Wednesday, June 18, 2008
I hate it when this happens...
Five sentences does not do this situation justice. For starters, I don't know what a "low-rise v-string" is but the heading calls it a thong. Do thongs usually have "decorative metallic pieces"? Is this a thong or a chastity belt? And just how much pressure was this underwear under? I have a vision of a can of biscuits popping open. Also, how could it possibly hit her in the eye? Is she putting them over the right part of her body? Finally, at 52 years of age shouldn't she just stick to grannie panties? Probably safer for everyone.
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Yeah, Jay Leno was just talking about this in his monologue (not the V-monologues - I didn't know they could talk...) Anyway, I wonder if she got the product mixed up with the Wham-O Wrist Rocket? I was recently talking with a 43 year old woman who brought it to my attention that she was wearing a thong - I thought the effect was not unpleasant, and no, she did not remove it.
I don't know about hardware being attached to a thong, as I am not that familiar with this type of garment. Maybe the Dew knows?
This ignorant woman was on the Today show this morning when I was getting ready for work. The 'incident' happened a year ago, but somehow she has just recently determined that it was so traumatic that she needed to file a lawsuit. Her opportunist lawyer kept repeating the mantra that it was about public safety and preventing others from suffering this same horrible fate. What a load! You could tell that even Meredith Vieira, who was interviewing them, thought they were full of c--p.
You asked how much stress the garment in question was under.
The answer to the question could come from either an engineer or a psychologist. I am neither, but having viewed the wearer on the Today show, I believe I can offer at least an educated layman's opinion.
From an engineering standpoint, the garment was under significant tension, judging from the proportions of the woman. As well, from a psychological angle, the thong was definitely over-stressed, a situation of duress you might say, to have been placed in such a position by this hideous beast. The thong's shame must have been overwhelming.
And that concludes our stress analysis class for today...
Tune in next week for a look at the latest generation of Led Zeppelin groupies - "The Thong Remains The Same".
Is this what they mean by "snatch and release"?
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