Oh, great. Now I have a blog! Now I have to take care of it every day! Writing as if everybody in the world will read it when probably nobody in the world will.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Captions galore!
So that the Catholics don't think I just pick on them, please leave your captions here.
10 comments:
Anonymous
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1) OK, guys, I'm going to send the Secret Service out to Subway to pick up lunch - who wants ham sandwiches?
2) We, the undersigned, do hereby undertake this motion against the Gillette Razor company, as a class action, on the grounds that said Company's products do not work as advertised.
3) Here we go. Presidential Order #08-87451: In order to protect unborn lives yet still provide tissue for stem cell research, I hereby establish the Universal Foreskin Bank.
4) Did I ever tell you guys that I was in 'Fiddler On the Roof' in my high school drama class?
12) You know, I quit drinkin' a long time ago, but, man, I sure used to get blitzed on those Mazel Tov cocktails!
13) One of this nation's finest presidents was one of y'all: ABRAHAM Lincoln.
14) Hey y'all, me and Laura used to argue about who makes the coffee in the morning, but she finally won. She opened up the Bible and showed me: HE BREWS.
15) Back at the governor's mansion in Austin, I had to check the pH on the water in the swimming pool. As I remember, it used to run a little bit Hasidic.
Todd, I think I'm running out of steam here...but thanks for the opportunity.
10 comments:
1) OK, guys, I'm going to send the Secret Service out to Subway to pick up lunch - who wants ham sandwiches?
2) We, the undersigned, do hereby undertake this motion against the Gillette Razor company, as a class action, on the grounds that said Company's products do not work as advertised.
3) Here we go. Presidential Order #08-87451: In order to protect unborn lives yet still provide tissue for stem cell research, I hereby establish the Universal Foreskin Bank.
4) Did I ever tell you guys that I was in 'Fiddler On the Roof' in my high school drama class?
5) C'mon, admit it, y'all use curling irons - don't you?
6) You know, I used to have one of them beanies, like Beaver Cleaver had, but mine had a propeller on the top!
7) Hey, any y'all know if they're still giving away free toasters with a new account at the West Bank?
Dang, Todd, this is addictive!
8) The Secret Service guy just called and said Subway agreed to put your sandwiches on bagels, toasted.
9) I got a friend down at the ranch can make you some braided horsehair stampede strings for them hats...and hatbands with conchos to match!
10) Hey, Dusty & Billy, who's all these other 'hombres'?
11) In a surprise move today, President Bush met with leaders of the nation's top banks in the Oval Office to plan economic policy.
12) You know, I quit drinkin' a long time ago, but, man, I sure used to get blitzed on those Mazel Tov cocktails!
13) One of this nation's finest presidents was one of y'all: ABRAHAM Lincoln.
14) Hey y'all, me and Laura used to argue about who makes the coffee in the morning, but she finally won. She opened up the Bible and showed me: HE BREWS.
15) Back at the governor's mansion in Austin, I had to check the pH on the water in the swimming pool. As I remember, it used to run a little bit Hasidic.
Todd, I think I'm running out of steam here...but thanks for the opportunity.
When you invade the Middle East, look for the country with the lamb's blood on the door post, and pass us over.
We have established a new settlement in India. It is called Kosher Delhi.
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