Now be nice! This picture cracked me up when I saw it but you need to be nice with your captions. Be original. Leave Bill's name out of it and keep it clean. I promise not to leave it at the top for very long so we don't have to look at it any longer than it takes to make fun of her.
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Aww, Todd, why'd ya have to go and put all those restrictions on what we can say (write). Dang it!
OK, here goes.
"What with Joe Biden being VP, and Nancy Pelosi as House Speaker, I'm this close to being President!"
"Mrs. Clinton, Mrs. Clinton! How much eye of newt did you say to use?"
"Mrs. Clinton, if we can simplify the health care system in America, how thick should the brochures be?"
Nicely done for one hour! Winner gets a prize of my choosing.
"So, Mrs. Clinton, as a Democrat, how much integrity and ethics would you say you bring to your job as Secretary of State?"
"Mrs. Clinton, What are the chances of Baptists getting to heaven?"
Dew
Honey, here's your little blue pill.
Then I told him he could be co-president this time, and it grew to THIS LONG!
That ashtray missed his head by THIS MUCH.
After that, only this much of the cigar was smokeable.
That's why I call him my lovable little Napoleon.
You came THIS CLOSE to mentioning his name, but Todd say not to, so you didn't.
I came THIS CLOSE to ruining America's medical system.
Hey Hillary, How much do you like Blog? I thought you said Dog! ?
"Really, Mrs. Clinton, what are the chances that you're going to finally be the one to bring peace to the Middle East?"
OK, Don, as your prize I will somehow work you into the next Storytime in parts! Congratulations!
Which one?
The only Don that identified himself.
Bummer...
Which was the winning caption?
They added THIS MUCH botox and a lot more silicone.
"Mrs. Clinton, if you added up all of the intelligence and common sense in the Democratic Party, how much would you have?"
"Mrs. Clinton, it's been reported on these pages that Todd the Blogger is Chelsea's biological father.
Back in the day, how much Beech Nut could he place between his cheek and gum?"
Storytime part IX
Don was cut up into pieces THIS BIG and hidden between the floor boards of Eli's grocery store.
Put two fingers in the air like you don't care.
I'm so itty-bitty little
In a world filled with great big stuff.
I'm stuck right here in the middle
And I'm tryin' so hard to grow up!
Wow! This is setting some kind of record for most comments on BITYSD!
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