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Saturday, January 03, 2009
What's a hamas?
Why do I get the feeling Obama doen't have a clue about what's going on in the Middle East?
"Señor Pepe, we're really in a bit of a pickle here. We need an economic czar ASAP, to oversee the economy and deal with, no offense, government handouts. Will you be the guy?"
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Oh, I don't know. Could it be A) That two years in the Senate isn't much preparation for global politics, and B) He's being advised by Joe Biden?
"Joe, I want to be clear on this. Isn't that one of those things you string between two palm trees to take a nap in on Saturday afternoons?"
"Do you think we can make it to Bolivia like Butch and Sundance?"
(With apologies to Messrs. Parker & Longabaugh)
"This is going to be a fiasco. Instead of the Presidency, maybe we should take a look at that remake script for 'Stir Crazy'."
(With apologies to Messrs. Wilder and Pryor)
"OK, you may have won the election, but can you guess what I have in my left hand?"
I bet he has a face drawn on the inside of that hand and Barry is just fascinated.
"Señor Pepe, we're really in a bit of a pickle here. We need an economic czar ASAP, to oversee the economy and deal with, no offense, government handouts. Will you be the guy?"
"S'awriiiiight!"
"Joe, ask him what we should do in Afghanistan..."
"Sir, your Chief of Staff just told me we have to do a musical number for the Press Club dinner. Do you know the words to 'Ebony and Ivory'?"
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