If you brand your cattle with spray paint, you might be a redneck!
If you take your bull to senior prom, you might be a redneck!
If you tattoo your girlfriend's initials on the side of your bull, you might be a redneck!
If you drive a 3/4 ton Pontiac, you might be a redneck!
It's hard to see her but Cody Shane's girlfriend is still in the passenger seat.
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In 1976 I took my driving test in an eighth generation Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham, a car the length of a city block.
"Us here at Redneck Conversions is ready to take yore Brougham an' turn it into a Brahmam in under one week. *Hood mounted longhorns is available at extra charge."
At the end of the road test, I must've passed - he didn't have any major beefs about my driving.
Reminds me of my high school prom, slow dancin' with Bessie to "Please, Heifer, I'm Fallin' (In Love With You)".
I still think of her sometimes when I hear Lee Ann Womack on the radio: "I bet you're in a barn..."
...cause I'm always your last stall.
Not to mention George Jones': "He Stopped Feeding Her the Hay".
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